Howard Johnson's - Council Bluffs, IA

When nothing else is right in the world, there's always HoJo's.

The Olson's Motel - Cedar Rapids, IA

When you're collector of fine things like I am, something you have to pay a pretty penny for the finest. This one I bought on eBay just the other week, and lemme tell ya, it cost more than a dollar fifty.

Starlight Motel - Council Bluffs, IA

I don't even know what to say about that sign except for awesome.

Crest Motel - Williamsburg, IA

"20 large and attractive rooms in a spacious rural setting".