Siesta Motel - Marathon, FL

Oh, that sign. It's why I bid to win this one on eBay. And I certainly hope that's co-owner "Mrs. Charles N. Greene" inserting herself into the photo there.

Imperial "400" Motel - Everett, WA

Only interesting thing to note is that this Washington motel has a toll-free number, plus a different number to call from Texas. WTF?

Border Motel - Douglas, AZ

"Comfort, convenience & hospitality"

Mardi Gras Motel - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

"Shuffleboard.....near famous fishing pier"

Parkview Motel - Gunnison, CO

Owned by Dody and Gale Meldrum. Wow. As with so many other 1960s marvels, it's all about the sign.

Town House Motel - Salt Lake City, UT

"We only look expensive"

Red Carpet Inn - Stateline, CA

Forget the motel - who's up for dinner at "Steakery"??