Pelican Motel - Niagara Falls, NY

Motel Safari - Tucumcari, NM

"Winter Rates - Two for $6"

Radisson Motel - Atikokan, Ontario

It's clear that the Radisson hotel chain started from some very humble roots in rural Ontario, Canada.

El Rancho Motel - Lodi, CA

Pay close attention to the phenomenal sculpture out front.

Dunes Motel - Alturas, CA

Call the anti-defamation league! I can pretty much guarantee that this sign is long gone.

Thunderbird Inn - Mobile, AL

"Muzak" is listed on the back as an amenity, like it's a good thing.